2nd Amendment - The Right to Bear Arms (only if attached to a dwarf)

So with all my coming and going, traveling at the dark hours of the day, I've decided I'm not very safe. I would apply for a concealed carry permit, but it seems California laws and Riverside county aren't very keen on having law abiding, well trained citizens walking around being able to defend themselves.

So I've found my solution. The worlds smallest bodybuilder. I bet I could even get a holster to slip him into.

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